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Jam Potato - 
Ever since the Great Hunger, the Fianna swore they would never again be defined only by their lack of starch - putting them and other Garou on equal grounds.
System:
The Garou spends 1 willpower point and claps their hands - any potatoes that can hear the clap will instantly fizzle out and turn into puddles of pure, inedible starch powder.

Battle Potatodala (Rank three theurge)
The Theurges's mastery over the spirit world is unquestionable. When push comes to potato, the ultimate method is to slow down your enemy, halting them in their tracks, so you can feast upon the inferior spirits with great ease.
System:
The Garou spends one Gnosis and rolls Intelligence+Agriculture. 
One success is all that's needed - any spirits within 100 yards get potatoed once per turn. 
Magical potato glue is used, and fresh farmed potatoes are attached - each set of potatoes lowers all the spirit's dice pools by 1 until the end of the scene.
This is cumulative - when either the spirits Rage or Willpower reaches 0, it is immobilized completely until someone takes the time to eat the potatoes which are disgusting.

Potato's Touch (Rank One Child of Gaia)
The Garou knows that the ultimate sacrifice is that of a potato. Transferring the potential energy of a potato into a fellow Garou, infusing them with greater regeneration.
System: 
The Child of Gaia spends one potato, crushing it against her packmate. For the rest of the scene, the target's natural regeneration is doubled.

Master of Potato (Rank Three Galliard)
Any Galliard worth their starch knows that the potato is the cornerstone of society, and will spare no moment without praising this pinnacle of agriculture.
By harnessing the greatness of Potato, the Galliard can protect himself from harm.
System:
The Galliard spends one willpower point and one Gnosis point, then praises the Potato out loud, in song.
For the rest of the scene, all lethal damage is treated as bashing, and bashing damage is treated as starch damage, only making the galliard's voice a little sore, throat parched - the effect passes after taking a drink.

Potato Fury (Level Four Bone Gnawers)
When maddening hunger strikes the werewolf (usually occurs after 24h of fasting), his jaws foam with boiling oil bubbles as he tends to twitch and chitter. Many exhibit behaviors that makes them look rabid.
System
Anyone bitten by the Bone Gnawer has his wounds scorched by the boiling oil, soaking the damage increases to difficulty 8. 
The werewolf may choose to spend one Gnosis immediately after this attack, he may heal himself a number of health levels equal to the damage inflicted after soak as a result of a delicious meal.

Sense potato
Rank 1 Metis Gift / Rank 1 Theurge / Rank 1 Black Furies / Rank 1 Silent Strider / Rank 1 Silver Fang / Rank 1 Stargazer / Rank 1 Uktena / Rank 1 White Howler
The werewolf can sense manifestations of the potato in the nearby area. This Gift involves a mystical sense, not a visual or olfactory image, although werewolves using the Gift sometimes say things like, “This place stinks of the fries” (with a few more colorful adjectives). Garou should remember that the patato’s taint can cling to relatively blameless souls. Werewolves may sense an innocent person who happens to work in a patato-foucsed factory or who has eated tainted food. This power requires active concentration. Any spirit may teach this Gift.
System: The player rolls Perception + Occult. The difficulty depends on the concentration and strength of the patoto’s presnce. Sensing a single potato-gorgon in the next room would be difficulty 6, while detecting the stench of a mashed potatos that was in the room an hour ago would be difficulty 8. Vampires register as potato-tainted, save those with carbs Trait of 7 or higher.

Potato Speech (Rank 1 Philodox)
The Potato is everywhere, bountiful plenty is the friend of the Garou Nation, and the Philodox as its' emissary.
System:
Once learned, the effect is permanent: The Philodox may speak with and understand any potato they encounter, in any form - though the potatoes are not obliged to answer.

Potatoes Potatos (Rank 1 Fianna) [פוטייטוס פוטאטוס]
Everyone know's the Fianna have a slick tongue and being great means mastering the art of conversations, storytelling, arts and etc.
But not every Fianna was born with these gifts and even so, some still mess up occasionally. This gift allows an escape of such awkward situations.
System:
The Fianna simply declares the phrase "Potatoes Potatos!" and everyone present in the nearby area finds themselves in a mind baffling dilemma, which of those two is the right one. They lose any focus and attention of a previous social situation.
The player must roll Charisma+Expres​sion(difficulty is the highest Wits+Academics present). If anyone in area possesses the merit Common Sense, the difficulty raises by 2.

Spirit of the Fry (Level 2 Homid Gift)
Throughout the 20-21 century, human civilization embraced many habits and technology advancments of the Weaver. Some allowed them to create zones, where anyone with a sufficient amount of cash may quiet their hunger. Those places are called fast food restaurant chains and the food is almost always deep fryed in order to be cooked fast
System: People around fast food restaurants are almost always in a hurry. A werewolf who learned this gift gets a bonus to his Initiative rating equal to the number of orders typed and always get his order first.
You may spend a point of gnosis to lower someone's Initiative by the same amount or cause a mass serving delay in the nearest restaurant.
This gift is especially potent during rush hours.